Fred Hagenauer

(very) early-stage VC @speedinvest. Previously founder of a tech company and EiR @join_ef. LSE IPE alum. Champagne socialist. Deeply worried about the planet 🌍

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Extremely excited to back the next gen of SaaS & infra founders together with this amazing bunch of people 🤩😍

[Speedinvest @speedinvest]

Introducing your go-to, full-stack nerds - the Speedinvest SaaS & Infra investment team 🤓

Meet @fredhgnr, @DominikTo, @smi, @AudreyHandem, @YTR4N_ & @markus0lang + learn what startups they’re pumped to partner with on our blog 👇

https://t.co/VcfiBfrUTf

#SaaS #startups #NEWS

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Shouldn’t have spent all that money on the woke mind virus

[Financial Times @FT]

Milei eyes Trump friendship to win IMF loan for Argentina https://t.co/E9sUmXXJsx

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

This is her grandfather

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

AfD’s Beatrix von Storch thanks the Greens for adopting the AfD’s positions on “imported Muslim antisemitism” in the new antisemitism resolution set to be passed with AfD support

[Philipp Heimberger @heimbergecon]

Industrial production in Germany is now 17% *lower* than at the end of 2017.

chart via @DanielKral1

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Bye bye 👋

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

The Toris on an incredible to roll to show that women too can be awful people if they only set their mind to it

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

ANNOUNCED: @KemiBadenoch has been elected Leader of the Conservative Party

[Quantіan @quantian1]

The current UK budget discourse seems to suggest that making a £67,000 salary is unthinkably selfish and greedy of you and needs to be soaked with taxes, but inheriting a £1,000,000 farm is an honest patriotic livelihood that would be outrageous to even consider taxing.

[April Underwood @aunder]

This is an extremely reasonable stance.

We actually don’t need to trade reproductive, religious, and social freedoms for VC returns. We can have both.

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Once again pointing to ‘every chart in Britain’

[Philipp Heimberger @heimbergecon]

Homelessness is rising rapidly in Britain.

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

I wish my credit card had the ability to issue bonds, control the money supply and impose taxes

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

As Labour drops its pledge to spend ��28bn a year on green investments, Sir Keir blamed the party's major U-turn on the Conservatives' 'reckless' plans to 'max out on the government credit card' after doing 'terrible damage to our economy'

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Thinking you could be traded up from is low T

[Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️ @ESYudkowsky]

in a world of greater legibility, romantic partners would have the conversation about "I'd trade up if I found somebody 10%/25%/125% better than you" in advance, and make sure they have common knowledge of the numbers

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

https://t.co/fRz0Ti6bRo

The UK is playing "how to build a modern nation state" only backwards by unwinding one

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Big win for Kendall Roy

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

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[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

I don’t get all the doomsday narratives around this but if I invested in this you‘d have to waterboard that information out of me

[Andrew @andyohlbaum]

Excited to announce v(1.0) of Digi, the future of AI Romantic Companionship, for IOS and Android 🤖

Site: https://t.co/q420GR4jJ4
Twitter: @digiaiapp

A quick thread on features, and where we go from here (1/13)

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

"What's that mate, foreign secretary? Nah I've got nothing on, be right over"

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Important repost given current events

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

Imagine you're the "King" of a country, devoted your entire life to the environment and this is the first paragraph of the first speech you have to hold

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

This post is extremely funny because not only is this *obviously* not a painting of the suffragette movement, the suffragettes also *famously* slashed artworks as part of their protest

[Esther McVey @EstherMcVey1]

Vandalism plain & simple.
How dare these criminals storm our National Gallery & use hammers to smash a painting depicting the Suffragette movement pretending to be raising concerns about the environment - call them out for what they are - vandals & hooligans.

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

VCs when they have to be disciplined for like 6 months

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

@0zne @YTR4N_

[Fred Hagenauer @fredhgnr]

This is the policy equivalent of making up a guy to get mad at

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

We will never impose unnecessary and heavy-handed measures on you, the British people.

We will still meet our international commitments and hit Net Zero by 2050.