Brendan Murphy

One of the better Brendan Murphys.

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

wait how many tweets do we get?!?!

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

I think Jadakiss should perform the national anthem for the first game at MSG

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Had to put The Beast from Sicario over this

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

@lfitzmaurice no matter what i'll always believe they're Banksy

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The comedians job is not only to lift a mirror up to society but lift a mirror up to Yo mama. Even if it takes a thousand men to lift the worlds largest mirror.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me in the criterion closet:

havent seen it
Dont know what that is
Havent seen it
Havent seen it
Too old
Looks boring
Havent seen it

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

montreals everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Maxime @echangeurturcot]

Mile end kicks this mile end kicks that if you wanna experience Montreal in 2015 just spend 15 minutes in patati patata on a Thursday

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

@echangeurturcot best take i've heard so far

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

Younger guys now have haircuts like the Golden Girls. No shade at all just an observation.

[first lady of outremont @jelly___roll]

Rip Leonard cohen u would have loved today

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

A story about following your dreams even if they’re stupid, and believing in yourself, even if you’re stupid (which would explain the quality of the dreams): https://t.co/lQzbox1JTF

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

@FNoMTL lol dear god i hope this is satire because i'd like to salute not feel horrible about how cooked we are

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

The Fred again and Thomas Bangalter set really is just so special, fun, all over the place and full of personality. Honestly what a thrill https://t.co/2GtWVPpOoG

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

fucking dying at maury thinking he was the one being interviewed

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

@FNoMTL forecast calls for n'importe quoi

[Brendan Murphy @freeMurphy]

@consequence Ok so to be clear, consequence is cooked and we can all unfollow

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.