DON BIRDO

The Don

[DON BIRDO @freebigbird23]

G Eazy after finding out Eminem’s album comes out the same day as his

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[DON BIRDO @freebigbird23]

@volleyballworld yall should add a 10 second skip forward/backwards button for VBTV. Would make it so much easier on replays.

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

BREAKING: The pilot that had Dustin Poirier arrested at the airport has been identified

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[aarøn. @ayroned]

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

I’m crying these mfs driving Doc Hudson lmfaoooooo

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Amazing nickname like generational

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

[miles (mpp) 🌹 @goldmanbear]

Harry Potter canonically played 9 quidditch games in six whole years of school #TheBoyWhoLoadManaged #PandemicPotter

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

Thanks for the good news! Hope it gets worse!

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT AIR FORCE

[Mike @hammerito]

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Oh shit the international law respecter has logged on

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[General Grievous @GeneralGrevio13]

Interesting design... Not quite as elegant as mine.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

So, when does Patel face perjury charges for lying under oath in front of congress?