Allison Freed

[WhatFreshHellisThis @BlackAFMermaid]

Iconic.

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

They couldn't even stop doing police brutality at the police brutality protest.

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

How come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders

[jos 💫 @spaghettijos]

y’all say “not all cops” but cops don’t say “not all black people”

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

@zachhubbard all the apps

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

@ProScoreMusic @MichaelAvenatti The kind of girl that expects men to control themselves and behave like decent human beings. The kind of girl who has to walk around and exist in the world because it's not her actions that cause rape, it is the actions of men that cause rape.

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

GO BLUE ON STAGE AT THE EMMYS! @DarrenCriss #Emmys

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

Childhood excitement: We’re going to Disneyworld!!
Adulthood excitement: I found a new Google Sheets shortcut!!

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

Overheard at @PanoramaNYC “The only other headliner besides Gucci Mane is Janet Jackson but she’s old. She’s good I’ve heard?”

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

Angel, Spike, Edward, Lestat, Pam, Eric, Bill, Count von Count, Blade, Barnabas, 1/2 of the CW’s lineup....your next target to turn has been acquired #immortality #RBG

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

and when it’s a uniformed police officer who “sup ma?”’s you?

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

Janelle Monáe + thunderstorms = serious golf umbrella commute choreography

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

@JanelleMonae + thunderstorms = serious golf umbrella commute choreography

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

@JanelleMonae + thunderstorm = serious golf umbrella commute choreography

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

@ChefShwasty You've literally just described the plot of @MagiciansSYFY

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

Do you ever just take out your metro card to get into your apartment?

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

it sounds like PopRocks in these streets

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

One day I'll win one of these....just entered to win 2 VIP tickets to @Coachella with @tankanddabangas! https://t.co/0mtOGn2jCh

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

when I see a bathroom stall with the toilet lid closed and when I see an open seat available on a crowded subway, my reaction is the same - my breath catches and I think to the universe, "...what are you not telling me?"

[Allison Freed @freediculous]

Even though I'm surrounded by leftover Halloween Candy, nothing is making me happier than when someone hands Steve his bat #StrangerThings