average freedom enjoyer

superstraight ally 💪 antifaucist ❌👨‍🔬 I love punching superphobic commies, thin privileged fatphobe 😎 America first 🇺🇸 Ephesians 5:11 ocassional nerd post

[average freedom enjoyer @freedom_average]

This is such a chronically online stupid fucking take and I’m tired of seeing it. This is not a real thing that happened. Superman is so much bigger than two movie adaptations that you’ll failed to understand/didn’t like. I promise you they didn’t “damage his reputation”

[liz @shuIkie]

nobody has been working harder to restore superman’s image than this guy has

[JAI @rollininmone]

Absolutely generational FYP pull

[First Lady @GODMOTHERfyi]

Hal Jordan’s inability to settle down and build a quiet family life stems from a deeply ingrained fear of vulnerability and an outright addiction to high stakes escape. Watching his test pilot father die in a plane crash at eight years old permanently shattered his ability to form grounded, permanent attachments.

To avoid ever feeling that level of devastating loss again, Hal constructed an emotional wall, ensuring he remains perpetually detached from a normal civilian existence. As a result, he struggles to hold down non flying jobs, alienates his brothers, and treats domestic life as a claustrophobic trap, channeling his entire sense of self-worth into the sky and his intergalactic duty.

That psychological isolation is compounded by a high octane lifestyle that actively pushes away anyone who gets close. Whether he is recklessly testing experimental jets on Earth or patrolling Space Sector 2814 for months on end, Hal is an adrenaline junkie whose commitment to being a Green Lantern always overrides his personal life.

Even his most significant romance with Carol Ferris was perpetually doomed by his inability to prioritize her over his cosmic responsibilities and the chaotic dynamic of her role as Star Sapphire. Ultimately, the very traits that make Hal Jordan an legendary, fearless hero are the exact flaws that guarantee he remains a solitary wanderer.

[average freedom enjoyer @freedom_average]

Amazing

[DUMB B!TCH @dumbbitchzine]

YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO MEN, YOU STUPID BITCH. IT’S NOT A GODDAMNED CONSPIRACY. You are blaming your horny, lonely, throbbing vagina and your ancient procreative Akashic record abacus womb with millennia of evolutionary experience that knew it wanted an Aryan Chad to beat it up six ways from Sunday and produce a litter of less-brown eugenic upgrades since before it materialized— you are blaming the most intelligent thing in your CLEARLY INCREDIBLY STUPID, OTHERWISE USELESS BODY on men installing chips in the brain of every one of your female ancestors and Jedi mind tricking you to spend 24/7 obsessing over them and having thee nerve to cope this hard to maintain morale with your pathetic crab in a bucket group chat girlies all because youuu haven’t been whisked away by your knight in shining armor yet, WITH YOUR TITS OUT IN ALL THEIR TAUT FERTILE GLORY FOR ALL OF US TO SEE. “Boohoo, I’m so sorry guys, I can’t help it, I swear I really want to be part of your sisterhood where we knit lesbian sweaters all day, but I’m brainwashed.” You are an insult to your PUSSY. And you’re going to be an absolute nightmare when you finally realize this (because you’re an idiot and your latest preoccupation is never done any justice), you’re going to be such an evil whore, and it’s going to be yet another phase of your life that will have to be cleaned up by someone else.

[Burner4042 @0xCoburn]

“The western nations will become aware of the bitter truth that it was you and your friend Roosevelt who sold the future to Bolshevism for a cheap personal triumph over nationalistic Germany”

Last thing he did was drop a Trvke on that fat ass drunk before self deleting

Legend.

[Beloved of God @Edenlife9]

A man disguised as a Muslim to interview Muslims.

If you want to know Muslims’ position on Islamic terrorism, watch this clip.

[average freedom enjoyer @freedom_average]

@Anytime23CCS @VHSDVDBLURAY4K You can’t lie thats pretty wack is it not?

[Matt Jarbo @mjarbo]

I think comic book fans are misunderstanding why LANTERNS is connecting with such a big audience.

Obviously Hal Jordan, John Stewart and the Green Lantern Corps matter. But I don't think that's what's bringing everybody else in.

LANTERNS is prestige television. It's a slow-burn procedural mystery with Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre airing Sunday night on HBO. That's basically the last vestige of appointment-TV monoculture we have left. THE SOPRANOS. GAME OF THRONES. THE LAST OF US. TRUE DETECTIVE. You put a really good show in that slot and people show up every Sunday to talk about it.

And look at how little LANTERNS has actually relied on Green Lantern spectacle so far. Two episodes in and we've gotten a twenty-dollar bill, a bottle opener, a lighter, a bird, a shield and a little flying around.

These are characters whose rings can manifest damn near anything they can imagine, and the show is barely interested in showing that off yet.

Because the mystery is the hook.

The performances are the hook. Hal and John slowly figuring each other out is the hook. The town, the murders, the conspiracy and wondering what the fuck is actually happening every week is the hook.

LANTERNS is almost an anti-comic book show in that way, and I mean that as a compliment.

They took Green Lantern and made an HBO Sunday night drama out of it.

That's why I think people outside the comic book bubble are showing up.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

This... this feels like something you'd see in one of those "feminist PWNED" compilations back in 2016 or something.

It feels dated.

But also, he got her so heated I'm dying

[average freedom enjoyer @freedom_average]

@X fix your fucking search engine ffs nothing I search comes up and instead I get porn at the top of the page every time.

[HWIOC @NobodyIsOurGuy]

Imagine a Batman show but the D tier Justice League bums call him a bitch for no reason like 7 times an episode

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This guy secured his bloodline and made sure that his children will come out bigger and stronger than him by dating the biggest strongest mate who would have him. Short king victory. Upwards evolution. Generational victory. Ancestors clapping in Heaven.

[Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott]

We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

they’re related

[aqualover420 @aqualover420]

One of the most insidious aspects of the summer of floyd is that you'd see these videos of people attempting to defend themselves/their property from mob violence and the next day the media would swarm them and subject them to the cruelest struggle sessions imaginable

[𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙊𝙊 | ARSENAL 25/26 CHAMPIONS @dvntoo]

Say what you want about CW but they have two dollars and a dream to pull this type of shit off instead of a Smallville 2.0

[riri @chainsawdollie]

u soulless internet ghouls have the nerve to downplay dolly parton's years of advocacy and philanthropy when ur idea of activism is limited to making snarky tweets. she did more for humanity than u could in 100 lifetimes

[Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC]

Unreal. The guy he’s mourning was charged with murdering a shop owner with a meat cleaver in an unprovoked attack.

[dani kiyoko ♡ ⃤ @bbytetchi]

Hereeee nigga nigga nigga

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

It's incredible how women can make 6ft height which is completely out of men's hands a dating norm but men can't demand a virgin wife which is completely in power of women to do.