𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️

wip roleplay account. WILL TAKE DOWN ANY ART UPON REQUEST. | NSFW/LEWD DNI | 18+ writer and muse

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

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[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

i can take my head off .

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

FUCK

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

FUCK!!

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

sam is asleep .

:(

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

[ dreamy sigh . ]

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

[ kicking legs in a gay way ]

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

[ woah. he's been learning to twirl his gun with his finger. ]

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

SO TRUE!

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】Hey, that's me!

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

[ mwah.~ ]

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

i want . bnuuy kisses

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Shoutouts to gay people!!!

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】I don't know what computer you're talking about Max, but the only right answer for me is to call it the "Gay Rights" computer

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Why do you need an identical clone of yourself?

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Well since I know you're gonna do it now, I'm gonna send my identical clone from that weird dream I had a few days ago, brought to life by the Geek's Dream Machine!

( He sends the clone into the vent. )

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Ooh! Ooh! What if we got one of those fancy rainbow computers???

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】It's probably for the best our office computer predates any relevant game. It might be smaller then other video-games, but I still feel like if we tried to run Among Us on that fossil, it'd explode within the first 2 seconds in.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

// i'm not projecting what?????

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Very true! I didn't think a game that's so simple yet so addicting would get this popular. But then again, given how people these days with limited attention spans are, I can understand.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】 I think a better question to ask would be, who hasn't?

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Joke's on you, it's gonna redirect back to me! We both know I just find these things laying around and hoard them wherever I so please.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Max, I swear if you take pictures of my Official Sam and Max Officially Liscensed Underwear Trademark ( yes, he said "trademark" out loud ) again, I'm gonna write a sternly-worded email to your weapons dealer.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

You should do it anyways.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

I don't care what Al Mongus says, I'm not climbing in the vent, Max.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Hey, Sam, have you heard of the hit game AMONG US???

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Conspiracy conshmiracy! I'm sure it's nothing! Unless it's one of those spooky spaghetti things from the late 2000's. I always get upset at those because I think it means food.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

He told me he couldn't sell it because it's some kinda cursed alien artifact that could tear the fabric of reality as we know it if it's not used correctly.

But then again it's Bosco. He'd probably share a conspiracy theory on pocket lint if he was given the chance.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Was he not willing to give it away? I knew it!!!

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

Well I've got good news for ya, little buddy
(He reaches into his trench coat
and pulls out a brand new movie)

I bought this at Bosco's last night while you werent looking. It wasn't easy, let me tell you.