Jesse Freeman

[Jesse Freeman @freemanjesseb]

@natsdaw I’m trying to become the only MIT grad

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@huffakingit I had one in November to rule out the flu when I got pneumonia. It’s like the thing pushes a button to make you weep. You can’t not cry a little

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@viddlesticks @blowupscheme @peteragao Sent it out to the MIT grad students!

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@natsdaw Omfg

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@natsdaw And this person also thinks they deserve an A

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Everyone in hipster cafes talks like they’re making an ASMR video

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@beastburn Where I’m from, you wouldn’t have to hide

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@BaveDender Dave, I’ve got a story for you when I get back in town

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@huffakingit Removing the period from this makes your colleague sound much spicier

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Subway’s new Cranberry mustard is a little watery but is pretty good on the whole @SUBWAY

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I need to stop waving to dogs. They never wave back

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@robyn_shapiro @natsdaw Well according to my neighbor Dave, you’re hardly from New Jersey, not like he is, anyway. So where ARE you from?

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@robyn_shapiro @natsdaw Remember the gift shop?

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@natsdaw @robyn_shapiro @natsdaw don’t forget the postal museum

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@natsdaw No, by all means. You should go

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@natsdaw It hit -7 yesterday

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@natsdaw @bambangnathan @huffakingit This is a toothless reply

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@natsdaw @bambangnathan @huffakingit Don’t try to be woke about this. Her mouth smells like a foot

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@natsdaw @bambangnathan @huffakingit Is this about Jenny FM?

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@dril @natsdaw