Austin Freeman

Go to the doctor cuz u r sick

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@S3_hunna

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@S3_hunna 😂😂

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

me at benihana https://t.co/zMPQCPK2A2

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

I’ll never trust someone who doesn’t rinse their dishes off when they’re finished.

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@laursfairy Yup

[billiam @BillRatchet]

what do u mean the mcflurry machine is broke ....

[ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. @Gecorious_]

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

[Bobo @foreignmofoz]

Dads be like “so you’re gonna take US 16 to I-94 to I-75?” Dude I can barely read u think I know highways

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@S3_hunna When shit like that happens we should all honestly just jump the cops and give em a taste of their own medicine

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@S3_hunna I usually smoke two before I run In The morning, answer that.

[Jared @Jared_Phillips_]

Marty Byrde said fuck lockdown we have money to launder

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

The U.S. Army Trumpet Ensemble performs “Mansions of the Lord” in @ArlingtonNatl to honor the men and women of the U.S. military who sacrificed their lives in service to their country & the cause of freedom.

Video by @theusarmyband

#HonorThem #MemorialDay

[Papi Gordo @RyanRocket94]

Why can’t we leave FaceTime voicemails yet?

[manu @manooehlax]

Gas is $1.79. I’m gonna put some in the freezer

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@S3_hunna Brooooo now I’m bout to start panic buying

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@slayyyter Gibson EDS-1275

[billiam @BillRatchet]

that boy Stanced the fuck up

[Austin Freeman @freemaster61]

@nottnic Is that an armored squirrel?