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baby w/o a cause

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Toes out at the airport should be penalized in some shape or form

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I've been waking up and listening to Judas on repeat lately and my mood is sooo much better

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@cabbage_fingers @tropicana147 Where is Jesus when u need him ::/

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Last night at the club my new friend said "the only reason I want to stay is so ppl can compliment my look" and that is when I knew we would be real friends

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The devil wears Prada begs the question of what if the makeover sequence of any movie was an entire movie

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Halloween for me: wearing a hyper realistic silicone pregnant belly to the goth club

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Catastrophically depressed yday and today I was whimsically manic

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The reporter who is Anthony Bourdain fishing in the interview w a vampire tv show acting homophobic towards the gay vampires is hilar

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"I'm not a player I just crush a lot" i always thought it was fuck a lot

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Ok I'm sure it's been said but Wanda's vision is called
Doing balloons

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I feel like marvel is pro life

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Proud to say I was always above listening to Mac miller

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Every white trash family got the thick n juicy sister and the boney asf tall sister (both hot)

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I don't care for the nightmare before Xmas tbh

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I don't think it's necessary for all of u to be doing stand up

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@toiletraper Fuck

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Can u be addicted to eye drops

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Took a bean at underoath lol

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U gonna learn today !

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Taking a student driver down mcnichols....: bold