well,

commission me

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Sometimes I don't think I have any business being 62 years old with a 12 year old daughter

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However that doesn't excuse him from being a shitty friend to Bradley Cooper

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It's clear that Jim Carey in Yes Man is super depressed so let him be!

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@sethAgreenberg You think it's the GOAT?

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@sethAgreenberg Isn't it obvious that Baby Driver isn't included because it's not even in the poll

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@jakeandamir I agree!

[amir @blumenfeld]

A good phrase I just made up is, "They don't teach you how to pump gas in driving school" - I just don't know exactly when/how to use it.

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Thank you everyone you know I live for the applause however my life really isn't that hard so start focusing on other things now

[ACAB @fruitloopholes]

@freewifibot in FRANCE working on her buzzfeed article abt wearing the same outfit for months and how it changed her life 4 the better

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@foner_the_boner Luv

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Can someone please make me feel better about immediately getting all of my clothes stolen

[mtobey @mtobey]

"Anybody here named Jeff?"
Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"

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@seanwaka I do I do

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The second I arrived in Paris all of my clothes were stolen

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@modest_rat I luv u

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Should I get fondue in Paris by myself

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I miss Dagny

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@benyeezy_west I mean I'm obviously happy for you