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@ntvkenya Without make-up vs with make-up

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@TheNairobiTimez Methu anakaa wizard😂😂😂😂

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@daktaritajiri @ignyharaz2 Me on Tue afternoon apo UpperHill😂😂

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@ignyharaz2 Because here at Mr.Quality we deliver😂😂😂

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

A lot was going on in this video from Githurai 44

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@Entr_dawood @brian_mutiga😂😂😂😂

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@kidarto254 @KeNHAKenya what was the reason?

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@alexmwanzo Bro alijipanga😂😂😂lkn crane shually

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There is a friend of mine who opened a butchery in Kinoo in 2010. He bought half a cow.

On the first day he sold a quarter kilo. The next day the liver had transformed from red to black. That was the first thing he ate. That day he sold a kilo.

On the third day he opened the door and a battalion of multi-colored house flies came flying into the butchery like Ukrainian drones. "Kimani wept."

He called me. Those days I was driving a Toyota Starlet, one of two vehicles that didn't show me news. We put the meat in a sack and took it home. We boiled it twice, added enough spices to confuse bacteria and people , we called in people. Those days I consulted the spirits once in a while. It was a funeral. We refused to celebrate while one of ours was crying.

Anyway, that night I took home a big chunk. This chairlady loves meat very much. We sat around the table. Those days everybody was at home, it was a big celebration.

In the middle of the night, I had a dream: some Mukurino had hung me upside down and were beating my stomach like a drum. On waking up, it turned out it was my stomach finishing me off. That night the whole house was like a marathon. The girls and I had to share the toilet. The boys, being boys, used the garden at the back of the house . They were lucky.

Early next morning I took everyone to hospital and spent 3k on medication and ORS. I should have bought three kilos of meat, it would have been cheaper kilo ilikua 400 ksh hizo siku.

I remembered that story because someone had opened a butchery along Koinange Road on your way to Ng'irubi and has seen bad things like me. I saw him carrying meat on a motorbike and I knew a future storyteller is in the making. We wish him well. Gods speed .

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@LeeRussian Kibakuli😂😂😂

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@ignyharaz2 Plumbers wameanza kucopy watu wa IT😂😂😂

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@ShaniaWagema @ndiritu_michael Kama unatumia Windows Pc join Windows Insider, these small things ukuwa lit ajab

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@ignyharaz2 This is 007 movie script😂😂😂landlord anasema aje?

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@GeoGeoKE @exceleunnah254 Ministries,Departments and Agencies
Career Progression Guidelines

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@ignyharaz2 Kuna chama walinifanya trsr nikasosi zote nikawashow kwani mnaeza do aje? kwani ni murder?😂😂😂

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@thekognitive @Realkangethe Sasa afunge duka aje😂😂😂

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@ombotojr So you are always walking by yet wako kwa ofisi,
😂😂sasa nani hafanyi kazi

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A whole President weezing like a newly orphaned kid😂what do you guys smoke on that 'Quiver Mountain House?

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

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@LlewellynOuya Kwani ao employees hawakufuata ile idea yako ya MMF waomoke?😂😂😂

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@WilliamsRuto Huyu alichezewa akili na Standard akafume venye walitaka😂😂😂