burt

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[burt @freshmailman]

new bikini old pants 😘

[burt @freshmailman]

bro stole my will to live and my hdmi cord

[bstrat515 👑💛 @bstrat515]

@zerochills Disgusting!

This lady has the right idea with these type of people...

[burt @freshmailman]

ty mom 😎

[burt @freshmailman]

should i go back on birth control?
cons: hate my life wanna die
pros: big boobies

[burt @freshmailman]

julius cesar dumb for that ngl

[burt @freshmailman]

god gives his hardest soldiers his biggest battles

[burt @freshmailman]

if you cough into your hand, we are not friends. actually, we are enemies and i’m praying on your downfall. all the things i’ve said “id never wish it on my worst enemy” about, i’d wish on you. your worst fear? i’m currently begging God to let it happen to you.

[burt @freshmailman]

love this new feature

[burt @freshmailman]

https://t.co/sgMBdZdtxh

[burt @freshmailman]

ohhhhhhh i stayed up this late so my fear of scream could come back i seee

[burt @freshmailman]

@elonmusk this was very true when it was the bird app

[burt @freshmailman]

i don’t got 1 thought in my head till i need to sleep

[burt @freshmailman]

https://t.co/LTgfKpjYbz this just started playing in my head it’s got me crying at 1am bro wtf

[burt @freshmailman]

my feminine instincts are telling me to go thrifting

[burt @freshmailman]

lost without him 💔

[burt @freshmailman]

if i’m forced to be on this godforsaken planet of misery death and despair, god please just let me meet michael cera 🙏