Matt Pollock

Built for comfort, not for speed.

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My mother.

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What's the most passive-aggressive thing you can bring to a Thanksgiving dinner:

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@ChasingSnyder

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@whateverkc22 It's a sweater!

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@Super70sSports

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@davidclowery My best song is about how my former fiancée dumped me. Hard to go through, but it made for a good country song.

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@jstoner44

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@HurleyFace2022 @DrGuitar I don't get the reverence for the White Album, but it's not my list.

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@ChasingSnyder

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@elbuckner

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@VitaminVVisions @Super70sSports Not to mention needing help getting on and off the damn thing. Last time my ass was that close to the ground, I thought I broke a hip.

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@1_ChiefsKingdom They don’t need another studio analyst. They should make him the next Tony Siragusa and let him loose in the stadium.

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@ChasingSnyder

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@lyndonbajohnson Did someone say coked-out PI Attorney?

https://t.co/5g1gZK7PXG

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@DrGuitar

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@ChasingSnyder

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@JerryWyCo This fuggin' guy right here

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@ClueHeywood Big 12 Football at it's finest!

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@CourtAnne1225

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@RonFilipkowski

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@GenTXer2 10th Avenue Freezeout
Cadillac Ranch
Racing in the Streets

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@OKWildlifeDept Find something smelly and roll around in it