Jonnie Parker

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@jimmycarr please have @louistheroux on the next Last One Laughing as a contestant. I honestly don’t believe any of the preambles, or ad hoc moments, from the last great game; would have had him chuckle.

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@PaulGeronimo9 @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump You only joined the war at the last minute because Japan tore you a new one.

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@officer_Lew No it’s not it’s clickbait. If you watch the whole clip from before you cropped it for clicks, you can see she literally asked him if she could slap him, and he said yes. Get a real job.

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@ElonmuskWIZ 18

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@jk_rowling What’s horrifying is genocide going on in Gaza, and that people such as yourself either choose to ignore it; or support it.

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@LidlGB I’m trying to pay for the Large lidlbylidl jacket and it’s said payment declined for all three of my cards now, and I’ve tried on my laptop and phone. I have money in all the accounts. Can someone please help me before they’re all gone!?

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@MessiEra10_ @elonmusk Your voting for Trump to piss off the liberals joke has aged well hasn’t it poppet.

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@Best4Screening when are you coming to Surrey please?

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@apple why can’t we make notes on our Apple Watches please???

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@McDonaldsUK how do I make sure that whatever points I make via your app are ultimately converted into donations to your charity please?

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@newburydistrict I’ve left a bag on one of your coaches what can I do please?

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@juliekuhac @mr___giggles @SkyNews He’s called Mr Giggles Julie

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@SkyNews There is an overwhelming amount of pond scum c*nts taking the piss out of those who lost their lives here. I hope you feel good about yourselves mocking third world impoverished peoples’ deaths resulting from decisions made in desperation.

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@jmpsltd1 hi do you hire out field recorders please? I’m looking for something like a Sound Devices 888 or a Zoom F8 and a pair of shotgun mics. Thanks

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@zerochills I hope after whatever may have happened to her, that she ends up ok. X

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@FDbeats No bass. Only one snare allowed every 16 bars. Austerity has come to production. Hold on to your kick drums and shuffles tight mate, or they’ll be next 😂

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@BBCSounds could we have a sleep timer in your app please, so we can nod off to you?

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@elhornet Big ups man, our record shop home is @Dance2UK in Guildford home of @JazzT71 @FDbeats and our beloved bro @DjOptiv RIP 🎶🎚️🔥❤️

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@domdolla @NellyFurtado Big tune!

[Jonnie Parker @freshold_uk]

@elhornet Sorry dude I’m very rarely on twitter, didn’t see this notification. If I were looking I’d ask who @JazzT71 or @KaptinisDead knows. Big ups.