Beer Bod Dad

time for a change

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

I’d still like someone with a good heart, willing to give it to me.
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Preferably with A+ blood type.
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Blah blah blah... a liver would be good too.
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But love...
willingly given and received...
that’s the heart I have and the heart I seek.
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#hopelessromantic #goodwine

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@Sprinkles1969 Happy Saturday morning! What’s in the cup? 🤔

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@HeavnlyAngel76 And a hap hap happy Saturday to you and your lovely self!

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

I find it hard to accept there are guys like this. What’s their endgame? Get together, relationship, Thanksgiving…
Dad: How did you two meet?
Her: He sent me a dick pic stroking himself because my profile turned him on so much when he saw it he had to take care of it right away.

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

My friend sent me this:
This morning a Guy told me that it was "my fault" that he wasn't getting out of bed. Apparently my pictures had persuaded him to "stroke himself" & he asked me for a pic of mine to help him finish.

I'm just WTF!?

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@thatredcurl I just liked this tweet… does that count as interacting??
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j/k

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

After 2 years of not working for someone else I’m returning to that life. This time as a contractor at the company that let me go 12 years ago when they chose to outsource IT.

I feel like it's an ex and I getting together and saying “Let’s start out casual and see how it goes."

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

Good day!! At least I hope so. The 6 cups of coffee I’ve had should help ensure that I don’t have to clean up any bodies this afternoon. #MakingTheWorldASaferPlaceThroughCaffine

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@SluggoDoug Band I wished I had seen but never did… Oingo Boingo. They were a huge influence on my music discovery journey. When I listen to Farewell I’m happy for the music but sad I missed the show due to a rough 1985. 🤣

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

Glad I waited to do my homework…
• Define battery and provide an example.
Battery is “any willful & unlawful use of force or violence upon the person of another.” making physical contact in an offensive way. Will Smith smacking Chris Rock is an Oscar worthy example of battery.

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

This may be lovely, but humans call this “farming”

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

Internet: Did you steal this meme and not attribute it?

Me: Yes. That’s just how evil I am.

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

Me: Did you hear about this “birds aren’t real” conspiracy?
Friend: Of course they’re not. If they were real then where are all the bird skeletons?
Me: …
Friend: …
Me: I’m concerned that I can’t argue that point

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

A strong person is capable of passing through hard times. A "setback" is not "failure". You're strong, but you just don't know it... yet.

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@305miami6924 Is it okay to roll my eyes at this story?

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@la_romantic_ You’re right!!

Wait… hang on a sec… 🤔

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@thatredcurl Oh… oh my… sounds so… so horrible. It makes me want to reevaluate how much I want you as a girlfriend.

(Psst… still want’cha!)

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@LeeCram @kimtopher22 100% of the time

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@randomgirl1270 It would’ve been. But I feel that ship has sailed.

[Beer Bod Dad @freshstartdad]

@Crazy_ButCute2 Good morning!!