Freudians for Pritzker

Working hard to slip this Big Boy into the Oval.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

Gonna insert our Pritzker into an open office in 2024!

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

I mean envy of his penis, penis envy is what I mean.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

I’m sensing a whole lot of *envy* for our Big Boy Guv since Tuesday night. If you know what I mean…

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@DarrenBaileyIL Name 3 streets in Chicago you’ve stepped foot on west of LaSalle after 5 pm without looking at a map.

Please don’t pretend to give a shit about this city after years of shitting on this city.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@DarrenBaileyIL @JBPritzker The former president whose endorsement you happily accepted urged armed rioters to storm the capitol building and in the process brutally attack, injure, and indeed kill officers of the peace, but carry on.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@00075Guy @Gymbros4JB @JBPritzker This is called: PROJECTION

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

“They’re hoping, as the old story goes, that no one is willing to say that their emperor has no clothes. Well Florida, I’m here to tell you that the GOP is naked and afraid.”
https://t.co/RE07VmeUNu

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

Ya goddamn right

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Honored to be invited to the Florida Dems meeting tonight in Tampa. I must say that I saw what I would call the best political speech that I have ever seen delivered by Keynote speaker @GovPritzker.

[Mary Ann Ahern @MaryAnnAhernNBC]

Nah, he’s not running…
Florida tonight
#2024 ⁦@JBPritzker⁩

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@DarrenBaileyIL American flag should not be touching the floor, you are not a true patriot.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

#PritzkerPals

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@LoriLightfoot Can’t even pretend to end the sentence with “all”??? Or, like, at least half?

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

Republicans accusing Jay Big Boi of being fiscally irresponsible? This is called PROJECTION.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@DarrenBaileyIL Zero-based budget translated: slashing funds available for schools, parks, highways, and, yes, even police departments.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

Thank you, father.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

In almost every corner of our state, I’ve heard from Illinoisans that rising costs are an ongoing concern.

You deserve a governor who works for you. That’s why I’m helping you weather the impacts of inflation by cutting and suspending taxes and sending direct checks to families.

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@DarrenBaileyIL Yep, individual state governors have a major impact on inflation occurring around the entire globe. Also, an increase in crime taking place across the entire nation. I’m sure your plans would solve both problems gtfo

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

#PritzkerPals

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@AnnaForFlorida Es una come mierda

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

Join our movement in service of Eros and be part of the Great Unity. Only our father, JB Pritzker, can succeed. #PritzkerPals

[Freudians for Pritzker @freud4JB]

@DarrenBaileyIL Also, you wouldn’t know the South Loop if it walked by with a t-shirt on that said “south loop” so shush your mouth.