America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR

Political and other satire by John Mendelssohn, America's favorite elderly heterosexual expatriate humorist!

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@fshakir

I forgive @HardballChris
Not going to lie, his words hurt. I busted my ass for @SenSanders out in Mason City, Iowa since July.
I will fight for someone I don't know and that includes Chris Matthews.
#NotMeUs

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My Facebook Dem boomer friends:
"DONALD TRUMP WILL STEAL A 3RD TERM!"

Also Dem boomers:
>>Ok with Bloomberg who...
wait for it...
stole a 3rd term.

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

#IEndorseBernie

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“Gary Cohn [said] in an email: ‘It’s worse than you can imagine … Trump won’t read anything—not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers, nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored.’”

https://t.co/Awl2Xo3Vzd

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

#SaturdayMorning

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

#music #writerslife
Buy my book! 😃🎶🎶🎶🍾

[(((anti-antisemite))) “Antizionism”=Jew hate @Tristanshouts]

“Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol” starring Mr. Magoo as Ebenezer Scrooge in a Broadway production is my favorite movie version of Dicken’s story. It’s charming & surprisingly moving & the music is truly wonderful. Have you seen it?

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

#MerryChristmas

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

I'm voting to take away all your guns.
#StopMe
#MerryChrismas

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

A plane full of Democrats weighs less than a plane full of Republicans.

#MerryChrismas

[New York City for Bernie Sanders 2020 @NYC4Bernie2020]

I will fight for you even though I don't know you.
I will fight for you even though I don't agree with you.

[Treason Stickers @treasonstickers]

Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s:

+$92,000 country club fees❓
+$200,000 credit card debt❓
+$1.2M home mortgage❓

We will not stop asking until we have an answer. 😡

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Brett Kavanaugh is going to help decide if Donald Trump gets to keep his finances secret. So, keep asking: Who paid off @BrettKavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat?

[America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expat #FBR @freudian_the]

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#ImpeachmentEve

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I won’t cross the @UniteHere11 picket line to attend next week’s debate. We must live our values and there is nothing more core to the Democratic Party than the fight for working people. I support @UniteHere11 in their fight for the compensation and benefits they deserve.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I stand with the workers of @UniteHere11 on campus at Loyola Marymount University fighting Sodexo for a better contract. I will not be crossing their picket line.

[🇺🇲Stone Cold Patriotic Coffee 🇺🇲 @ElleTeamBlonde]

Who are the #188Democrats
I want the names.

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CHECK THIS EPIC PHOTO BOMB
#DemDebate