Claire F

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Jude Bellingham: “I asked José Mourinho for a picture with my mum, she’s fancied him for years!".

📸 Jude Bellingham takes the picture…

Jose Mourinho: "Now you come to Fenerbahçe!" 💛💙

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being unable to say “well this is fun” without sounding like you're having the worst time of your life.

[Claire F @frewsilie]

@BornPrimitive why has BP UK closed without any notice? I'm due to return some items, which I had received assistance on but needed any updates returns form, and now can't log into my account as it doesn't exist, the web links don't work for UK advice, can't pick up with the team

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 75 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight

Please take just two seconds to show you care

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Meanwhile during a downpour in the Japanese city of Nara.. 😊

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

TRUSTED THE PROCESS

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

MEL GIEDROYC AS A BUTTER CHURNING POLISH MILKMAID! GIVE HER AN NTA RIGHT NOW!

#Eurovision2023

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

#CelticsWin

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

May the Fourth be with you 💫

Happy #StarWarsDay

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Proudly waving goodbye at the end of the Zoom call, having contributed absolutely nothing

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest job application:

On the whole I’ll do a perfectly adequate job. I’m quiet but not in an odd way. I won’t cause any fuss. Good at hoping people are well in emails (won’t use too many exclamation marks). Generally a good egg.

[Beverley Knight💙 @Beverleyknight]

A Suffragist would LIKE to have the vote, but a Suffragette will FIGHT for it!

Emmeline Pankhurst, #OVSylvia

It’s press night! Let’s do this! 👊🏾

@oldvictheatre

[Ozomatli @ozomatli]

It’s “Super Bowl Sundae” time, Ozo Familia!!

Reply with a 🏈 if you remember this hit with the one and only @Chali2na 😜

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

No, I am not “wasting the day”

I am “capitalising on my sofa opportunities”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What phrase have you said more than any other?

Mine is “no worries if not”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It is what it is” says the Brit, as their entire world falls to bits.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[sister bliss @thesisterbliss]

Maxi Jazz 1957 - 2022. We are heartbroken to share that Maxi died peacefully in his sleep last night. Sending love to all of you who shared our musical journey. Look after each other y’hear. 🙏💔

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

23rd December: house full of food and nothing for dinner.

[Clive Myrie @CliveMyrieBBC]

With all due respect to my French friends, you so didn’t deserve to win! But you got the goals. #engfrance