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[hen @afterwayafter]

The only way you could think this was 90% of British culture is by being born and living the entirety of your life in a Slug and Lettuce

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

old people will still insist that 1976 was hotter and will be doing so until they die of heatstroke

[p. @sixinchbeys]

music journalism is so cooked your choices are either eat chicken with a british woman or eat chicken with a bald man

[dodo🐘 @ivoriciousbabe]

“every fete de la musique” who are u wlh

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[drew @drewrhyde]

It forever irks me that they wasted the fun podium on Truss

[samewl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮 @samkn3n]

NEXT retail assistant - milton keynes

[Lynsey Parker @LynseyJParker]

Thirty-two customers in WHSmith? That sign has more optimism than the stationery aisle.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

How the fuck is this legal

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

If kids played outside nowadays, we'd end up with a 17.00 curfew for under 18s because pensioners don't like the noise

[CeCe 🐝 @CeCeAndTheBees]

I wish barbenheimer never happened cause none kf you dumbasses misunderstood what it was despite the concept of it being so simple

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ellie Goulding validates a fake tweet about her opinion of the Sydney Opera House:

“Lowkey agree with that, like it’s a beautiful building but 14 years is just taking the mick.”

(via BBC Radio 1)

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

how dudes who jerk off to porn everyday of their life describe women who read erotic literature:

[kaiden @peachylian]

"women only spaces" and its a public retail store in a public mall

[Star!!🇮🇶🇲🇦 ☭ @stxrryknight_]

IS SAUDI ARABIA LEFTIST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mah @fallndleave]

my world cup❤️

[eleanor ꕤ @ptlsoffthflwrs]

they’re fantasizing about ariana dying just so they can have a gotcha/i told you so moment … you’ve GOT to go to hell.

[Page ✿♡ @Vampuppy_Page]

Living in Britain really radicalises you to genuinely despise old people.

[eve ☆ @InternetIsQueer]

the uk is not real wdym when you turn sixteen you are finally allowed to get married, have kids, join the military, leave school, pay taxes and. watch a youtube video that isn't made by cocomelon