Lucy Ford

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

Yesterday morning at work we played trivia and I spot on could guess the calories in a big mac, winning it for my team. And that’s on ED’s and an alcohol addiction in my youth. #recovery

[Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks]

Accountability shouldn't feel this surreal

[mod @wsbmod]

I just want to make enough money to live a life that doesn't include Microsoft Teams.

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

The longer I’m alive the more I’m convinced that the writers of #idiocracy are actually just time travelers and it’s a period piece from the future 🥴

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

Everyone trying to log on #XboxLive at once to play #season2

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

You’re telling me there’s people out there that listen to @jackjohnson unironically?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I just basically root for whichever team Tom Brady isn’t on.

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

My cat loves watching hours of @FaZeJev on YouTube 💀💀 💀 Also don’t come for her Santa hoodie in Feb, she gets all of her favorite things ever.

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

TMW you realize you’re the #MaryTrump of your family 🥂🤌🏼

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

In 2021 you’ll have 3 job options: Amazon employee, OnlyFans, or dead.

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

@Mike_Pence @VP @realDonaldTrump @pfizer Dr Kathrin Jansen, Pfizer’s head of vaccine development, told the New York Times: “We were never part of the Warp Speed ... We have never taken any money from the U.S. government, or from anyone.” #WhereTheresFliesTheresLies

[🍉🍉🍉 @Leonce]

Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Great news #yanggang - Evelyn and I are moving to Georgia to help @ossoff and @ReverendWarnock win! This is our only chance to clear Mitch out of the way and help Joe and Kamala get things done in the next 4 years. More details to come but let’s go!!! 😀🇺🇸🚀

[Mike Cross @Docology]

@realDonaldTrump You're Fired.

[Lucy Ford @freyadoom]

@TheGermanMafia @Yamiche BYE BITCH 🤣🤣🤣

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

President Trump was playing golf in Virginia when Joe Biden became the president-elect.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Joe Biden wins his first Senate election: November 7, 1972.

Joe Biden is declared the president-elect: November 7, 2020.

48 years to the day.

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

The difference in votes in GA is just 1700, but there are 5000 votes still to come in from Clayton County, which will tip GA blue. How fitting that the late John Lewis’ home county should provide the victory needed to defeat Trump.