annie

eternal dallas sports sufferer

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

stranger at the gym interrupted my set to tell me i give him awkwafina vibes i have got to k*** m******

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

derrick henry u want to be a dallas cowboy sooo bad

[DumbTake Danny @DannyPhantom24]

Dak Prescott becomes the Cowboys' all-time leader in touchdown passes.

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

your greed sickens me @JoshAllenQB

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

American Chinese girls with unfashionable white woman names like Joyce or Nancy or Susan are the scariest women on earth

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I could Lowkey drink a Case of You Bruh

[el ✭ @eleesalw]

I hope I get hit in the back of the head so hard I wake up speaking Chinese and have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.

[⭐️ @c0wboysl0ver]

dallas cowboys what the fuck #uninvolveme

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Might as well get this out the way now.

The Dallas Cowboys have been ELIMINATED from the NFL Playoffs.

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

@DezBryant ?

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

can someone send me that dallas cowboys ELIMINATED from nfl playoffs graphic. i should just die already

[^_^ @misandrism]

Wasian girl: Um should I like dye my hair Milk Tea
white girls: Ummm.. ?
Me (professional translator between wasians and white girls): It’s like old money bronde color-matched for a True summer .
White girls: Ohhhhhh

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

nobody’s got that shit on like her can’t wait to buy a dupe of this on depop love you QUEEN @SabalenkaA

[♥️ @VenusGauff]

Pegula and Navarro trying to lose so they won’t have to play Sabalenka

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

omg it happened again

[annie @fridaythe16th_]

I have an incurable psychogenic disorder that causes me to enter a state of delusion once a year and fuck up my fantasy draft beyond imagination

[vivi 🖍️ @channelserve]

he dgaf 😭

[Cincinnati Open @CincyTennis]

Candy 🍬 hot dog 🌭 popcorn 🍿... of course not 🤣

What do we make of @DaniilMedwed's snack choice?

#CincyTennis | @usopen

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[celine dionysus / NEW COLLAB NICK LOWE COVER OUT! @celinedionysus_]

learning a lot