nasi ☽̶☾

nak nasi goreng kampung

[T.C ⓸ @TeeCeeComics]

The delivery of this line was everything

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[Endie @The_Endie]

Hari demi hari polis dan imigresen memalukan rakyat Malaysia. Tak lama lagi selepas ni semua rakyat Malaysia ke Indonesia akan beratur panjang di airport sana sebab kena target untuk pemeriksaan dadah. Hanya disebabkan agensi agensi bawah KDN TAK PANDAI BUAT KERJA HAKIKI.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

POV: shark circling the cage

[dej ⁷🪽 @daisydeja]

the workers in the theater watching us sit and wait for a post credit scene

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[, @Zvbear]

Robert Pattinson is the actor y’all think Timothée Chalamet is

[sar 💐 @EDITINGZ0NE]

looking at kittens from the place i adopted my cat from AND THIS KITTEN'S NAME IS CRAZY 😭😭

[Jimmy Wong @jfwong]

You will never guess the last line spoken in this video even if you had five years to do so.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER!”

[☆ Sonya ☆ @plasticdeadpetz]

They look like they belong to a vampire coven in alaska but are in town to attend their cousins wedding

[faux || gone/fishing @fauxpasz]

apabila terjadi keadaan darurat angkat tangan dan ucapkan "absolute cinema"

[n @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps