megan

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[megan @friedpickleluva]

sometimes my bf is a little bit funnier than me

[megan @friedpickleluva]

me when i am offered a bread and butter pickle

[Kerri @kerri_szn]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[megan @friedpickleluva]

dumbo actually made me almost end it at all as a small child

[s. @sunteioles]

breaking the silence

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[megan @friedpickleluva]

cat sensed an open balance on the credit card and said lemme cut my foot open

[megan @friedpickleluva]

lia <3333

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#yeah

[megan @friedpickleluva]

i am so normal

[megan @friedpickleluva]

and what if.. (god forbid) spongebob was not a big guy and his pants were not ok

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[megan @friedpickleluva]

how i felt yesterday after this

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Tomodachi Life Updates @TomoLifeUpdates]

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

we need to start being meaner to people who defend having “outdoor” cats and i’m not joking

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[megan @friedpickleluva]

i love when everyone at my job suddenly forgets everything that’s ever been discussed