Jacob Lam

I am a caveman making fire through tweets.

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

I slept through my commencement ceremony yesterday and honestly it is representative of how the last three and a half years have gone

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I FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THE ELECTION!

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

Maybe if I catch feelings for COVID-19, then I won’t be able to get it

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Are you the MCAT? Because I’d do you for seven and 30 minutes with snacks and breaks in between

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Are you today’s date? Because you’re 10/10/2019

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Had to support my favorite content creator @pokimanelol on the Epic Games store! Remember to use code pokimane in the shop!

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Happy Valentines Day

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

When you are too cool for the presidential alert

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"If you miss 100% of the shots you take, is it worth shooting?" -Jacob Lam

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Happy birthday to the man who made me go to my first ever school dance, @Biggoks23

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Everyone complaining about the AP Calc Free Response, but did you have to wait outside for 1.5 hours since your 🚗 battery died?

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

The only flower I want for Valentine's Day.

[matthew mather @mmather21]

Everyone vote for the Asian Michael Phelps!!
https://t.co/Q5cSkxSqgo

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

You can do it fortune cookie fortune. I believe in you.

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I tink I ned some strees releif for semaster finales.

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Merry Christmas everybody

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Oh shit. It's New Year's Eve.

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

Last minute AP calc study session in the learning center, 9:20 to 10:55.
Be there or be a rhombus with four 90 degree angles.

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

Are you sure?

[Jacob Lam @friesmilk]

I wish I was as hot as my cello playing. 🔥🔥🔥