Na 7 Jumbo filialen in 3 verschillende gemeenten heb ik de zoektocht naar twee mini juichjacks opgegeven en moet ik mijn neefjes helaas teleurstellen.
Raar dat er zo weinig mini jacks beschikbaar zijn. Dit kan toch niet de bedoeling zijn? @JumboSupermarkt
@JumboSupermarkt leuke acties, de Juichjacks. Bij 100 euro een volle spaarkaart, dus relatief makkelijk te sparen. Wel heel erg jammer dat de mini juichjacks voor de kleine supporters 0-3 jaar NERGENS meer te verkrijgen zijn.
De XXL is overigens in overvloed aanwezig.
@tedlieu@Mollyploofkins@grok It should be real. I can't fathom how this isn't headline news. It would be headlines in the Netherlands is our prime minister would be asleep on the job.. what a lunatic.
🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!
The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..
It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..
Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..
Every single firm said yes..
Here's what they recorded..
Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..
When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..
$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..
MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..
"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..
He said that on a recorded FBI video call..
CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..
ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..
All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..
And the clients were even worse..
Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..
$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..
One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..
Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..
When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..
But here's the part that broke my brain..
Real people bought NexFundAI..
The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..
When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..
The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..
And it gets worse..
Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..
Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..
Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..
IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..
The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..
The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..
And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.
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This is BRILLIANT:
Watch this supercut of Republicans bitching about gas prices under Biden, lower than they are today, as they refuse to criticize MUCH higher prices under trump.
Hypocrites, all of them.
@SecGenNATO@koninklijkhuis@POTUS
Dat er überhaupt overweegt wordt om te gaan overnachten bij Trump. Weg geloofwaardigheid koninklijk huis. Ik zie in de toekomst weer een excuus uitzending uitgezonden worden op de publieke. "Hij was een beetje dom"
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@SecGenNATO@POTUS Weekendje overnachting koninklijk huis van Nederland, dineren bij de koning van Engeland, en Mark met zijn duim rechtop in Trump zijn kont.
Dit werkte dus blijkbaar niet. Laat eens ballen zien man!
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
MAGA....
You were promised no tax on overtime — YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
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You were promised no tax on Social Security — YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
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You were promised tariff refund checks — YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
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You were promised 1500% cheaper prescriptions — YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
You were promised cheaper groceries — YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
You were promised they wouldn't touch your healthcare — THEY DESTROYED YOUR HEALTHCARE.
You were promised Trump knew nothing about Project 2025 — AND NOW, 52% HAS BEEN COMPLETED OR IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING COMPLETED.
You were promised no new wars — NOW WE'RE AT WAR.
You were promised Trump would make "America great again" — AND NOW, WE'RE ALIENATED FROM OUR ALLIES AND ALIGNED WITH OUR ENEMIES.
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN MAGA!!
The Pedo-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump told you plain as day — "I don't care about you. I just want your votes." He played you for fools then, and he's playing you for fools now.
The only things this imbecile has given to the American people are plastic straws and the Gulf of America. Tell me, how the fuck does either of those help you financially, physically, and every day that goes by!?!
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN MAGA!!
Only 65 of us voted to release the names of Congressmen who used a taxpayer-funded sexual harassment slush fund to settle claims.
I joined @CarlHigbie to discuss this vote.
Hi @FoxNews — small clarification.
We appreciate that international media such as FOX News highlight the effective work of interceptor drones. The footage shown in this segment features STING — a Ukrainian interceptor drone developed by engineers at Wild Hornets and used by Ukrainian air defense units to destroy Shahed-type drones.
This result is the outcome of a long and difficult path taken by Wild Hornets engineers together with Ukrainian soldiers, and we would be grateful if these achievements remained properly credited.
We also deeply appreciate all the support we receive and are very grateful for the trust people place in our work.
You can see more interception footage and feedback from Ukrainian soldiers on our page.
More about STING:
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🚨FBI Interviews of Epstein/Trump accuser.🚨 Read for yourself. Time to subpoena Trump. ⬇️
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