Apple Fritters

The Genius role has Planned Obsolescence just like our products...

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@MacRumors @julipuli Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@RZSpecialist @JonyIveParody I always just pretend I haven’t seen any rumours/leaks: “What new phone? What are you talking about?”

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

FOR 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 LAST 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 TIME. 👏🏻 THERE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 NO 👏🏻 SUCH 👏🏻 THING 👏🏻 AS 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 CLEAN 👏🏻 TOILET !!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

Working in another store today. Nice to work with a different team, but it's really just the same old grind.

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@annoyedcreative Actively hunt for a new job. I've had a handful of coworkers move to a new company recently and they're all happy with their decision

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@RZSpecialist Reachability?

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

Dear customer with your liquid damaged PowerBook. It's time to let go and move on...

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@GRspecialist Our Matchup tries to triage a bit. Isolate issue, disable FMi, get s/n, etc

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@guyjeenyus2 @obsoletegenius Or an outlier store, like mine. One where the clientele isn't mostly artistic, millennial hipsters, but more so trashy, middle aged rednecks

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

Today at Apple is awesome, in theory. Unfortunately, AA's perspective of  retail is from high atop her white marble and oak tower...

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

Today, I'd really rather not get yelled at by zombies at the Fruit Stand...

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Manager: Did you see?

Genius: What?

Manager: The "Genius Room" is now called the "Repair Room"

Genius:

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@Creative_Rants Our Market Director (2 positions below Angela?) confirmed the Genius spot won't go away.

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

Our OE team was uncharacteristically excited about the massive company wide overnight...

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Me: Today I'm going to show you how to take great portraits with your iPhone camera

Cx: I heard people can spy on you through the camera!

[Obsolete Genius @obsoletegenius]

Today At Apple makes the wild assumption that people who visit Apple Retail are passionate and/or interesting. They're not. #apple #retail

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@obsoletegenius Still could've been done in an email...

[PoisonApple @poisonfruit2]

What is the point of QA if you can't discuss or know anything?

[Apple Fritters @frittersapple1]

@FRBastardSon Was not expecting being able to check off 'surprise announcement of employee leaving', but it just happened. Wow.

[Obsolete Genius @obsoletegenius]

@depotmonkey @FRS_Babe @probepolitely @Genius_Bar_Life I will always--ALWAYS--refer to it as the Genius Room, out of respect for those who came before everything went to shit. #apple