Fritz Eifrig

Failed punk,plausible hippie,faded roué,bitter crank.Rock rock swoop swoop.

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

“Roses, roses, can't get enough of those bloody roses. The rose is the most prominent image in the human brain, as to delicacy, beauty, short-livedness, thorniness. It's a whole. There is no better allegory for, dare I say it, life, than roses.” Robert Hunter #GratefulDead

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

@erikfinman there was actually no election day until well into the 19th century. also there was no "same day" results since well there were no phones or telegraphs or anything. So really everything you say here is ignorant bullshit.

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

@PatrickBRussell @Super70sSports It is a completely mind-canceling fact! 🤣🤣

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

think he spent a little too much time embedded with afghan warlords

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

@jndevereux @edroso Also Phil and Bob.

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

@larainenewman Deplorable garbage, even.

[Adrian @blagojevism]

I love that they think that’s JD’s most flattering angle. He looks like an evil effeminate butler in a murder mystery.

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

This has been the story of almost every election since Dobbs, and it’s been doggedly ignored because women’s right to their own bodies lacks the noble savage appeal that Coastal media bestows upon the White Working Class as the true representative folk of America’s inland empire.

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Five days left, here’s the state of the race in Wisconsin. 🧵

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

@Johngcole Trip Shakespeare were criminally underrated

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Dr. Seuss knew what was up.

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

I'm glad that they blurred out the dog's face-- he didn't ask for this!

[dara faye @darafaye]

A Colorado police officer with a history of being accused of sexual harassment has been arrested for child abuse.

He “allegedly” was using handcuffs on his children & told them he was going to kill his ex wife & her husband.

Meet Officer Richard Norton.

[Joanne Buchanan @js_buchanan]

In honor of the great Phil Lesh, I will not be asking my daughter to turn down the volume on her bass amp when she practices tonight, or maybe ever again

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

RIP Phil Lesh, the cerebral, avant-garde, post-Beat genius who took the Dead's sound far beyond psych-blues and folk into weird empyrean realms of free jazz & classical. He could play the bass like a heartbeat or a tidal wave, searching for new but timeless sounds eternally.

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Midwest football coach bullies autistic immigrant

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

not being able to understand a movie written by Aaron Sorkin is like needing sparknotes for Goodnight Moon

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

It turns out Trump totally gets the lyrics to YMCA

[Fritz Eifrig @fritz7784]

@choochoojam I had these on two sides of a homemade cassette back in '81. Big faves!

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Haha… I will always ride with @DaveBautista!!!

Folks this is hilarious! Watch this!

https://t.co/0VmmVUkP4O

[Joseph Miscimarra 🇺🇸 @jmisci]

Spheres are cool, but my grand vision for Chicago includes massive monolithic statues on either side of the Chicago harbor locks (like the Argonath from Lord of the Rings)

It will inevitably tower over party boats on their way to the Playpen, but still. Imagine