Emily Fritz

Nerd | Wine Lover | Hufflepuff | Literature Enthusiast | Kind of Sort of An Adult

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Every person with a uterus

[Emily Fritz @fritzle17]

@soundlyawake I'm a Gemini and that's why I am not going insane right away 😂😂

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

A guide for Europeans following American politics, translating common terms:
"Extreme left wing" = center left
"Left wing" = center right
"Moderate" = right wing
"Right wing" = extreme right
"Extreme right wing" = fascists

[UWSP Brewhaus @UWSPBrewhaus]

Happy Friday! Congratulations on making it through your first week of classes for the semester. Come down to the #BasementBrewhaus from 4-6PM to check out the deals we have going on and to listen to Laura Bomber perform. #musicforthesoul #workhardplayhard

[James Corden @JKCorden]

I mean... sensational. Happy Sunday x

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Your occasional reminder that our current president lies as easy as you and I breathe air.
Every day, all day, reflexively.

[Emily Fritz @fritzle17]

it's three days into the new year and i officially had the cry session to mourn everything 2018 took from me so i can move into to 2019 and be a little less sad. hello 2019, please be gentle, i'm tired but i'm trying.

[Shannon Beveridge @nowthisisliving]

whether your mom is hanging vagina ornaments on your tree or your parents aren’t accepting of who you are or you haven’t been able to tell them that.. know that you are loved for exactly who you are and the world needs you 🎄 hang in there

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight
You will make so many mistakes
Real doozies
Red-letter days, dotting all the calendars
Learn and make new ones
Overcorrect & know that we are all doing this all the time,
Standing in the broken stuff
Looking for the shards worth saving
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Anna Akana @AnnaAkana]

The scariest part of Halloween is thinking that you won’t vote on Nov 6

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning!
*your theme song plays*
*shots of your city’s skyline*
*your friends each appear, doing, something so quintessentially THEM*
*there’s your neighbor, with an aw-shucks grin*
*ext. shot of your place, as minor key theme song variation plays*
*you enter to applause*

[UWSP Brewhaus @UWSPBrewhaus]

Applications are still open! What are you waiting for? Join the #brewhauscrewhaus this spring! https://t.co/5meYcOoPPD

[UWSP Brewhaus @UWSPBrewhaus]

Celebrate #ReadABookDay in #basementbrewhaus with your favorite book and a hot cup of #ThriftyThursday coffee😍☕️ What's your favorite book?

[Emily Fritz @fritzle17]

When you watch @KoffeeYT twitch streams and hear about a mystical discord with witchy and crystal knowledge but can't find a link to it anywhere 😭#helpawitchout

[jack @fkajack]

gays in 2011

[Emily Fritz @fritzle17]

A conversation with myself in a bookstore:
"But do I want sorcery or dead bodies?" #murderbooks #magicbooks #thestruggleisreal

[picolo @_gabrielpicolo]

weekend vibes 🎶

[UWSP Brewhaus @UWSPBrewhaus]

Help us pick our semester theme for drinks! https://t.co/btu7GERYU2

[Emily Fritz @fritzle17]

okay twitter #Astrology gods bless me with your knowledge. because my ass is supposed to be a gemini but like oooo eff am I sure a cancer/pisces XD #sendhelp #astrologyquestions #birthchart