fr jacob rouse

CEO of Celibacy

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(this is sarcasm. go chiefs and please think before you post and share in the days to come)

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I need everyone to know that I will NOT be watching the Superbowl or the halftime show, but I WILL be drawing attention to and promoting it by posting my comments and sharing articles about how mad it made me the next day. Thank you.

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"Father, I want to see Jesus!" she asked me after Mass one day as she pointed to the Tabernacle. When a small child asks you to see the Lord, you drop everything and go do it. Thank you so much to all the parents who strive to bring their little ones to mass!

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Me checking the livestream after a great homily:

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This is not a meme, I just thought you'd like to know where these letters come from:

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When I check my email on a Monday:

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People who go to Easter Vigil:

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That one apostle who just remembered Jesus saying something about staying awake and praying:

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Judas: what can I get for the Son of Man?
Chief priests:

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Isaiah 50:6
I did not shield my face from buffets

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One of my favorite quotes from St. Joseph:
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When I find the person who keeps moving the sacristy clock forward five minutes so mass gets done earlier:

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As we head into this weekend, please know that your personal worth as a beloved child of God is not dependant on how well you can make a palm cross.

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The angels about to destroy Sodom: whatever you do don't look back at the burning city
Lot's wife:

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When VeggieTales™️ find out what our sacred chrism is made out of:

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Jesus: Please stay awake and pray
The Apostles:

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When you try on the props for the 4th Grade Passion play and wait for them to see what a silly goose you are:

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1 Peter 5:7: Cast all your worries upon him because he cares for you
Me:

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Me after reading Canon 1251 on Friday, March 25th 2022: