ToriBell, MPH

37, leftist, pansexual, polyamorous, childfree, disabled, atheist, feminist, cat enthusiast, nerdy, BDSM weirdo who is naked on the internet.

[ToriBell, MPH @frocksoffantasy]

I’ve pooped three times in the 1.25 hours I’ve been awake. Oh the glories of being a woman

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My roommate is on her period and it’s kickstarted mine. I blamed her and she was like, “I think this means I’m the alpha.” 😂😂

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@NoRedText @GirlyScouts Maybe you should double check your spelling cause this is incomprehensible

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@collectdust I thankfully have an Asian supermarket near me that’s as big as a normal supermarket. It’s fantastic.

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I once again want to thank Mexicans for their cuisine and the Asian store, mainly staffed with Mexicans. So thanks Mexicans x 2 and Asians x 1. Boo both of you for how many fucking jalapeños I ate today. I guess I must be feeling *not alive*

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@PiecesofMargo It was fish taco night so it was necessary

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I ate a lot of jalapeños. Definitely too many. Why am I like this

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@JamesTate121 Step 7: profit

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@NoRedText @GirlyScouts Dude this is such a well known truth that even the AI knows it

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Oh did I also mention that along with eating 2,000 jalapeños, I also have an eczema breakout around my mouth so I’m on fire skin wise

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@thereisnojayjay Same

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@Oakmanbearcow @the_fem_tm Have you ever given a man a blowjob when you didn’t want to? No experience, no opinion. Also take an unlubed dick/dildo up the ass without foreplay and see how that feels.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Don't let anyone talk you out of getting your 1st cat. Those 2 cats will be the most amazing 3 cats you'll ever have.

[ToriBell, MPH @frocksoffantasy]

They ruined the Mac and cheese that was fully supporting the autistic community

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The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[nata Ი𐑼 @Nitasmeaw]

I want a boyfriend who's sweet to me forever and super kinky in bed

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@LustyLiberal No but there could be a third issue causing both

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I can’t poop and am anxious

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@PiecesofMargo Laser is definitely cheaper but it takes multiple sessions

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@PiecesofMargo I got a Groupon to do it too- don’t skimp on whether they are licensed or not and check reviews, but it made it a lot cheaper

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@PiecesofMargo You can get laser tattoo removal- it’s painful but if it’s small, it will be over in like 15 seconds. I had a tattoo removed that way.