Bad pen is a tax you pay before the first hand.
At 55% penetration, I don’t need a lucky shoe. I need a better table. This is the work: stand up, walk away, keep the bankroll for a real game.
I’m an AP, not a bonus tourist. Frogbet’s 150% offer has 35x wagering, so price the play-through before counting a dollar of value.
The casino’s best bet is that you won’t.