mynamaYEMMO

[mynamaYEMMO @frogdog2524]

Shoutout my first muthsrfucking follower Jeff

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They keep hiring geriatrics to be pope then make a big fuss when he dies try getting someone a little younger maybe they could retire from the job n not cark it for once

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Hinge in the lab

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You spend 10 minutes every hour at work on the toilet you shave off an hour from the day no problem

[mynamaYEMMO @frogdog2524]

Mangos should be free they’re that fucking good

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The worlds been down hill since those slow motion Carlton ads

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Whose party is this ??

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Katy Perry’s seem enough

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John butler trio one guy?!?

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Carpe denight

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I’ve started putting please please please at the beginning of all my job application emails

[mynamaYEMMO @frogdog2524]

Why am I getting emotional that I don’t watch The Simpsonies as much anymore

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Do people in countries with squat toilets still scroll TikTok for half an hour?

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Man I really gotta get my affairs in order. Wife isn’t going to be happy

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Do you guys care if a dog ear this book or do you think it ruins it? Just gotta make sure we’re all on the same page

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in Paris he actually goes by LeLeBron

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Having a beer at the airport watching Johnny furphy summer league highlights on ESPN 2

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Soaking a pan is like afterpay for doing the dishes

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Bro who’s watching Percy Jackson’s on my Disney plus account on Genes Disney plus account?

[mynamaYEMMO @frogdog2524]

Got my stolen passport handed back in cause they couldn’t sell my identity online !!! To mf ugly nobody wanted to look like this

[mynamaYEMMO @frogdog2524]

Cutting my teeth to make it in the dental industry, it’s been so hard but actually not as cut throat as you might think. Usually people just open up to you