:3

i like stuff and things

[jenn 🪩 @ilyasguard]

Ilya would 100% be a Red Bull sponsored athlete because he's so goated, badass and cool as fuck. They'd love to have him as one of the faces of the brand and he'd be the happiest guy alive doing insane challenges for them. And of course he'd absolutely have his face on a can!

[star @tgirleddie]

people always make shane text like he’s writing a formal government document meanwhile this is actually him

[hollanov🙇!! @Medrawawi]

MLR (my little rivalry)

#hollanov #heatedrivalry #fankid

[SASHA @snoopyilya]

the long game in a nutshell

[karma @karmakims]

“i win one stupid fucking thing u couldn’t even show ur face down there”
“what was that?”

[nyla @himbobuckleys]

shane and jj in the montreal locker room vs ilya and troy in ottawa

[katie ⋆｡°✩ @starozanov]

rereading tlg and SHANE WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE HIS BABY😭😭😭😭 ALL OF HIS EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mar @hollanovsex]

de las cosas q mas amo de ilya es como le calienta la simple existencia de shane

[las pecas de Shane Hollander @ilyaswftt]

"Shane Hollander es omega" dije al micrófono.

la gente abuchea. me bajo del escenario con vergüenza cuando de repente una voz habla y pide silencio.

"tienes razón" dice, y me giro para ver al portador de aquella voz.

era él. era Shane Hollander.

[𝒂𝐫𝓲𝒂 🫧 @clem_fandangos]

shane already turned on by ilya being good with kids then ilya had the audacity to look at shane like he was going to mount him on the pool deck

[scar✰ @cowboyforests]

we’ve seen connor basically naked and this is still the sluttiest picture of him to me. his tits and abs out of his shirt like that make me feel insane

[ray | ♡ヽ(´▽｀)/ @yakassiii]

shane on his way to ottawa after seeing ilya in the gladiator costume

[rai ✨🎞️📸 @hudconova]

harris doing the puppy interview with #hollanov

in one frame, you have ilya on his back, buried in excitable puppies, laughing out loud and failing to answer any question

while shane looks on fondly, calmly answering for both of them, with 3 napping puppies splayed on his lap

[matt 🦦 @yellobabyyy]

shane on the first day of hockey camp: we need a way to really connect with the kids yknow

ilya: oh i know

ilya, later:

[connor + art @storriemuse]

Left: Connor Storrie as "Young Inmate" in Joker: Folie à Deux, 2024. Right: La collerette blanche (rotated) by Pavel Tchelitchew, 1932.

[⋆ @hudneko]

this actually happened btw

[SASHA @snoopyilya]

shane doing a campaign w supermodel ilya rozanov: hi 😄

rose landry crashing out in the background: 💥🫯🔥💥🫯🔥💥🫯🔥💥🫯🔥💥🫯🔥

[aniii🪐 @aniii81]

I understand why Shane forgot to call jessica that day...

[coldties @__coldties]

shane says "i love you so much" and ilya mouths it back i'm not ok i'm not ok i'm not ok

[shane defense attorney @hollanderosis]

i always hc that ilya is (very loose) pajama pants + no shirt and shane is old t shirt + boxers + socks. together they make one whole pajama set and they buy pjs on this basis <3