As the emperor was paraded through town, the townsfolk all said, with fear in their eyes: “he is based.” Only one small child, with youthful innocence, not knowing any better, uttered the truth: “the emperor is cringe”
“Be careful what you wish for” is such a stupid moral for a story. The entire point of wishes is that they’re big and dumb and crazy. Keep wishing for absolutely insane shit. No one ever got anywhere by wishing small
to the person who just recognized me in target: I didn’t process what you said fast enough, I promise I’m not THAT big of an asshole to just straight up ignore you IM SORRY
Stephen Sondheim, the revered and influential composer-lyricist behind some of Broadway’s most beloved and celebrated shows, has died at 91. https://t.co/8lSmZrbQEh
romeo and juliet but its about two gay guys being in love despite their families live-long hatred and being queer in such unaccepting times.
i call it romeo and julien