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they/them, nbd pls. short king?

[plant @frogjorts69]

my mom found out I was gay bc she googled my name and found my youtube playlist of ladies kissing

[🍀 amanda jean! 🍀 @jovianplanets]

all named after/inspired by feminist icons wpbl i love you

[Bobby Fucking Weaver @im7below]

Commit to the Bit!

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

Boston watching the Tartan Army partying in Miami

[Nate Gilbert @NateGilbert]

The Dubliner closing today to give staff the day off during the England match is just an elite troll move

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

It’s impossible to watch Iran play and not feel ashamed of what the US and FIFA have put this squad through.

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[TransgenDeer🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Bedbug07 @bedbug07]

@ankyhaidy bro i know you were looking at pictures of my girl show me your orb history

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

A family can be one person and a cat

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

Judy has arrived.