StubeDoobie

Cat dad with ADHD. I like Anthropology. Sometimes I play music :) He/They

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Settlers for hundreds of years convinced eachother that many of the eden-like forests of North and South America simply grew That Way ™️ on their own. Turns out agriculture in the Americas was simply unrecognizable to a fundamentally incurious people.

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

Washington State has implemented an income tax for the first time in a century. It will only affect millionaires and tax their income at 9.9%

[Vivian @suchnerve]

autistic people will hear “remember to make eye contact” and think we’re supposed to do this

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

when you can smell the orange chicken but have not located it

[taoki @justalexoki]

i need more of spanish twitter

[cafebeef @0xCAFEBEEF]

your founding engineer cant debug code?

[Con @HateradeCon]

You know how drunk you have to be for your own livestock to say “nah that’s enough, let’s go home” 😭😭

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Weird how we say, "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bugs family describes it differently.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

I’ve heard from friends and family that this is happening all over. I don’t even have kids and it’s pissing me off

A basically magical weather phenomenon resulting in a day free of normal responsibilities is a delight that should not be withheld from the next generation!

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

just finished the two towers

[mary @theoceanblooms]

that colonisers are racist and dehumanise those they are imperialising, not hard to understand

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

They are too stupid to realize it but this picture is such a self-own. They have to pixelate their own faces out of fear, meanwhile President Maduro has his thumbs up. Unbreakable.

Everything he said about the US, they proved him right.

[Yassamin Ansari @yassaminansari]

The oil companies were informed about an act of war before it happened, Congress was not.

That, my friends, is what an authoritarian regime run by oligarchs looks like.

[โน่ 🥕🐴 @JohnHoll0w]

Language Barrier be damned

[John Hudson @John_Hudson]

Trump sets his military operation in Venezuela to the soundtrack of "Fortunate Son," a song about how the people who start wars are not the ones who pay its costs, it's ordinary working-class Americans who fight and die and pay the price

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The AI industry wants to destroy the ancient, beautiful art of photoshopping shit to make it look funny