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welcome

[Liam McGregor @liamjmcgregor]

we've been working on this since January: The Missed Connections photo booth.

Step in and take your picture. Get the photo of your best match, out of everyone who's ever sat in that seat.

Installing today and launching later this week!

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87]

This is a good tweet

[SMii7Y @SMii7Y]

Okay now i get why people are angry. This guy isn’t even a bunny rabbit

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

The best movie is the one that agrees with me and my thoughts. The second best is Clifford because of the size and hue of the dog

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[clare @sadderlizards]

how i look when i’m talking about my interests

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to know everything

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

[َ @gir1genius]

snoopy image of the day

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Every time I am in Florida I am reminded how superior Publix is to every other grocery store in the US.

No other grocery store even comes close

[isa @isaburke666]

@jpbrammer it is a movie about the intoxicating power of CONVERSATIONAL CHEMISTRY!!!!!

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

please please please let me get what i want

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

stupid stupid Stupid

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

this is what being sober feels like

[M @frogplumlamb]

@sighmachinegirl apparently

[tomb @TurmShrub]

smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish,

will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.