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friendly neighborhood girlboyfriend

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i think you will find that when you are as old as i am, you are actually very young

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I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

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i’m afraid

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that’s me by Louie Zong

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this is not a current thought, i just saw that i posted this on tumblr like a few months ago and i totally forgot about it and i think it was hilarious

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red text in the corner of my screen “the alcoholism strengthens its grip.” i do nothing.

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sorry for sadposting so much guys, it’s not all bad i just don’t really use twitter when im happy lmao

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back tingling at work from the muscle spasms. it will hurt all day even when i am sitting at home. work infects every aspect of life, awesome 😃

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@AdelineMRowe i really needed to hear that thank you

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saw an old body check should i A) remember that my past self was miserable inside, and now be the bigger person (lol) who has grown and gained new, healthier coping mechanisms or B) kill myself NOW!!!!!

i will do A but man 🫩

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@jubilantinsect YEAH. the temptation is so strong and im almost delusional enough to think that’s the will of christ. crazayyyyy

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considering christianity. glad i have therapy monday.

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wish i could end it all yet the spark of hope refuses to let itself be extinguished. and so i keep going, and i keep going, and i keep going

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i love thinking about sex at work

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looked in the mirror today and saw an adult person

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19(?)-year-old coworker called me old /gen over the weekend and this once again became relevant

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i think you will find that when you are as old as i am, you are actually very young

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the gynecologist waiting room is popping rn

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@jubilantinsect yippee yippee yippee

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@JustSoDelighted are you expecting?

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comments on ASMR videos are like: “you posted at just the right time… this morning my wife left me, and then a tornado hit my house and my dear newborn baby was crushed in the rubble. thanks for calming me down for a restful sleep 😴💖”