dave

2002 | he/him | minors dni or i kill you

[👤 @user836462848]

Im gonna stuff little stuart with pop rocks and force him to down a 2 liter of coke.

[swinky @swinkying]

what’s it called when u watch a movie and then feeling like ur in the movie for 2 days after

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

It's never okay to ask for help

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[dave @homosticky]

@violenttradwife me

[nathalie @violenttradwife]

white boys be like i am mixing 50% proof liquor with my vanilla ice cream and watching my movie

[dave @homosticky]

@chasedbywasps only one way to find out

[Fear @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[dave @homosticky]

@MalewifeShadows im so obsessed with this fic hto be completely honest. thank you for the food. thank you so much

[Kichikuou PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

"Skyrim is 15 years old" is already a crazy stat, but if you want it even more put into perspective I encountered an 8th grader named after a Daedric Prince at work today.

[dave @homosticky]

is 1:58 the new 4:20? more at 8

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

working as a tsa agent probably feels good as fuck if you like stealing stuff and molesting people

[✵ @nxymll]

I feel like a dog they put out in the backyard that can see everyone having fun through the glass door

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i wrote poetry it would be really bad so i don’t do that

[TypeBlueing🩵 @Typeblueing]

I still can't move on from Cat Shadow🐾🥹

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories