kermit but with a gun

[kermit but with a gun @frogtumn]

I would risk it all for the new build-a-bear spring green frog 😳🙈

[˚.⋆꒰১ harp ໒꒱⋆.˚ @harpystrings]

not to be salty but the netease skins genuinely make this seasons skins look like a joke. how can you fuck up skins to look so ugly compared to concepts- and how does half of the design compartment not know how color theory works??

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

a whole week of nothing but Rape in the news and then seeing the student loans being banned for women-dominated fields

[Saf ADW era 📕 @muzziemulti]

just throwing it out now i’m not doing that 3rd party bullshit and if i see you voting anything but blue im blocking

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

This might actually save the entire country.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

IBM, 1979. We’re regressing at a rapid pace.

[devilette @deviIette]

New video by Palestinian journalist & Activist Bisan Owda draws parallels between the Israeli luxury development of Rafah🇵🇸 and mega luxury Project Esencia in Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico🇵🇷

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Li ✨ @LialKRose]

Agora que percebi uma coisa.
Todas as organizações/facções mais importantes e poderosas de Overwatch atualmente são liberadas por mulheres. Viva ao matriarcado.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

Yesterday, Trump signed more executive orders on Inauguration Day than any President in history.

Every day this week, I'll be breaking down Trump's attacks on your rights and freedoms.

First up: immigration rights and birthright citizenship. (1/11)

[Ragebait @dgramr]

BREAKING: Joe Biden reportedly wants people to "Collect his pages."

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I would like to wish all fathers, even the haters and losers, a very happy Fathers Day.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

we need an autistic president so we can have high speed rail

[bogur 🇧🇬 @b0gur]

worst tweet of all time

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

you answering?

[ZAY P @zaypurp]

She eating tissue like a chuck e. cheese ticket machine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gage @cub_fuzz]

Thiddies OUT but still rocking that designer choker.. she knows what she's about. That smile? She really dgaf.. thiccorita