frogspawn

[frogspawn @frogwitchesonly]

#GameofThrones

Daenerys: Don’t be afraid.

The Dragon:

[Learn_N_Grow85 @DeeWeb85]

Convince ppl they can vote their way out of dystopia and they'll never pick up a rifle. Ingenious actually.

[debtor's anonymous super griever @yrs______]

if ur a bug just be careful

[dan @Dansplainer]

does anyone else want to go to bed soon #tired

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[Prof Linda Gask @suzypuss]

“I was angry about the human talent that was lost just because it was born into a female body, and the mediocrity that was rewarded because it was born into a male one.”

Gloria Steinem

[EVIL FAWF @BravoFawf]

dead jaywalkers can't reoffend

[. @naledimashishi]

“Every child needs a dad” is never directed at deadbeats. Always at the women who are actually raising the children

[dakota @im2hai]

i’m a loser baby so why dont you kill me is top ten bars ever

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

We don’t talk enough about the fact that Democrats didn’t do shit about Roe bc they thought it would be a good election issue for 2024 and then didn’t win.

[HAYLEY @hayley_g]

“I didn’t have children because I believed that God didn’t mean for me to have kids so everybody’s kids could be mine, so I could do things like Imagination Library, because if I hadn’t had the freedom to work, I wouldn’t have done all the things I’ve done."

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[peri ✮⋆˙ heard black swan @eternxllyspring]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine five little monkeys jumping on the bed

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

McDonalds added hardtack to the dollar menu

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee