Paid off my mortgage yesterday, five years and three months early! Now let me work on eliminating some consumer debt and really be living “soft life”! Status update a year from now!🤗
@jjfitzgeraldMD With my second child, I had a bladder prolapse and hemorrhoids so bad that I couldn’t sit. My doctor prescribed a cream and told me to do kegels. I did the kegels but was healed by sitting in a large bowl of warm water, heavily salted. Childbirth is brutal!
@SholaMos1@RobertJenrick “The great White Saviors” of the barbarous world. 👀 When history is taught from the perspective of the colonizer, his viewpoint is the result.
@bcool25@cnnbrk The dildo of consequences never comes lubed! Loose lips sink ships! Don’t let your mouth write a check that your butt can’t cash! Yadda. Yadda. Yadda.