[being boiled alive in a witch's soup]
witch (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*
Introduced myself to a new friend at my exercise class.
Me: Just a heads up, I have a disability that gives me memory loss so I might not remember your name, it’s nothing personal.
My new friend: It’s my name! I know it best, I’ll remember it for you! 😂
I ❤️ that reaction 🥺
Soon, @kattehus and I will be in Berlin for a weekend! I'm really excited but since it's quite spontaneous we don't have any plans or ideas on what to do, yet. Does anybody have any advice on nice date ideas or sights that aren't too tourist-y and overrun? 😊
"Samson (月刊サムソン) is a monthly Japanese magazine for gay men. Samson specializes in older, chubby men and salarymen in suits and traditional Japanese clothing." (THREAD)
@dianaonbirdapp I even got myself a second-hand Tolino, since it allows you to download the books straight from the Onleihe. Kindle doesn't support it. It's a great Schnäppchen tho, compared to buying the books.