Trip from Parody, FLORIDA

I’m from Florida, chief engineer on the Enterprise NX-01 (Star Trek Parody) operated by @sestacial_bec ( not a real engineer, but a real Floridian)

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Hey Have I told ya’ll I’m from Florida yet?

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That's not a gator in my warp core...

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Oh no, he's gonna do to twitter what the Xindi did to Florida!

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Why is anyone surprised that the warp core is covered in iguanas? It's the warmest place

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No no, you got it wrong. I'm not a werewolf, I'm a mayor wolf. I turn into a wolf during mayoral elections

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Greatest professional Jazz castanet player of Parodiex 5

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Elonious Musque

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If I put a playing card on the warp drive it makes a cool sound when we engage it

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I'm a fancy space man from the future just like momma wanted

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@OfHopeAndDreams Oops

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I was once frightened by Suddenly Salad

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Some days you forget there is a gator living in Engineering.

Just kidding, you never forget there is a gator living in Engineering.

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I've been trying to get a bowl of those cinnamon shrimp

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@back2babylon5 @StarfleetTechS Love beads

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@SYoemen It was a popular sport until cars became sentient and then it was banned

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Don't ask me why we only have all these black and white movies on the ship... I swear I packed at least 5,000 hours of NASCAR before we left.

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@ChiefEloiseMay I could have fit at least 4 more into my mouth, but you had to stop me right when I was hitting my stride

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Hey I can think of at least 5 places I am permanently banned from and 1 is on this ship.

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@OfHopeAndDreams The set up was worth it

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I finally drank all the beer we took on during that pilsner storm In the malt nebula