Abe Froman

The Sausage King of Chicago

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@benpobjie I'm hip to the youngsters and all this bleep bloop beep business.

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@ZekeJMiller @JTSTheHill @greggiroux I never met a baby-kisser I liked, but good on him. Froman is family.

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@foodspotting No one forgets the Sausage King, sweetheart. And yeah, nice list ya got there.

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@katykelley My colonoscopy ran long. Yeah, I didn't say it was a sexy story...

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@foursquare Stay the hell out of my town, you punk kids... http://4sq.com/aIBEcC

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@AnswerDave There's only one Sausage King of Chicago. And his name ain't LeBron.

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And who the hell signed off on these? Someone's ass is getting sued. http://bit.ly/bs7KJB

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@thinkthinkers What the hell did I do to you?!? Yeah, live your life, but keep your damn hands off mine, thanks!

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@mattperrin Luckily for the kid, I must have just missed him. Does have a hell of a lot of moxy though.

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Good to see Betty White trending on Twitter. We had a bit of a fling back in the day. Hell of a gal.

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Don't be an ingrate. Get your mother something nice for Mother's Day. I suggest a Froman Sausage Sampler Basket.

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Have to say, I admire the little bastard on some level. Reminds me of, well, me at that age.

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Never liked a tattle-tale, @TomBueller. But it seems your youngster has been having quite the field day.

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My Ferrari guy could've helped out @ferris_bueller_, but that boy burned that bridge. That's karma, son.

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@CQ_maitre_D Son, I'm Abe Froman. The Sausage King of Chicago. I don't need your complimentary meal.

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@MadVE Sorry, friend. Damn import export laws or some legal mumbo jumbo like that. Bunch of commies as far as I'm concerned.

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Hey @MayorDaley. Got an issue you might be able to resolve. Will give you a ring. Best to Margaret.

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@ColonelTribune It's @FromanSausage, Colonel. I always put the brand before the man.

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I'd like to see @ferris_bueller_ get a table here. (@ Alinea) http://4sq.com/4Bjzvs

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Yes, @CQ_maitre_D, I am fully aware that you are an imbecile.