Future Me

[True Definition @definition_true]

Emotions: An inbuilt weakness found in animals, best used for the purpose of manipulation.

[True Definition @definition_true]

Headphones: Electronic device used to ignore annoying people on their face.

[True Definition @definition_true]

Sex: Way to make reproduction 7 billion times more fun.

[Future Me @fromgraves]

@narendramodi But truthfully, we always forget to do so. We forget their families, and have corrupt people eat funds meant for....whatever!

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Every religion is like an App, they report only number of installs (people born in it), should also report Daily & Monthly active users.

[Future Me @fromgraves]

@akshaykumar Great!! I love B+.

[Future Me @fromgraves]

@chetan_bhagat I tried that on myself!!
Experiment was successful. @PrakashJavdekar should also try. @Sarcasm_So

[Future Me @fromgraves]

@narendramodi tried to be there, was washed away!