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[Retweetings from Onfim @fromOnfim]

Beat the fascists wherever you encounter them.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

Trying as hard as I can to bring an “Angelica Huston photographed by Annie Leibovitz” vibe to my late 30s

[Nick Carr @nickcarrscouts]

This happens often with homeowners. Someone will have an absolutely killer 70s vintage kitchen; we shoot; they use the location fee to fully renovate and put in an ultra modern, state-of-the-art kitchen. Then they wonder why the calls to film suddenly stop coming in.

[Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊 @christoaivalis]

I think people are misreading this:

The reason women benefit from losing weight and men don't is because men don't pay *nearly* the same penalty for being overweight, either romantically or professionally

I would imagine that if there was a pill that made you taller, men who took it would see significant increases to dating and (to a lesser degree) professional opportunities.

Women who took the taller pill? I imagine not much would change.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They should make prime ministers get into a little boat and row away from England when they resign

[𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 🎀 @pinkglitterie]

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[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[justina @justtjustinaa]

dipping the bug is so funny

[jj 🦆 @mclrnshitposts]

A lady just yelled at me for crossing a zebra crossing???? And that she needed to stop??? Lady??????? Do you know what a zebra crossing is????????? Are you familiar with Australian road law????????? I’m your boss in this situation?????????? You have to give way to me?????????????

[sage @btwnrevolutions]

How it feels to do bits with someone you really like

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

Your mothers’ and grandmothers’ lives do not revolve around your existence. They have experiences from before you existed that they wouldn’t trade for an extra ten years with you, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Go have your own diva

[John Duncan @Johntheduncan]

Well, he's hot

[Jakub Wiech @jakubwiech]

Powyżej fikcyjna prognoza pogody na 18 sierpnia 2050 roku wyemitowana przez francuską telewizję w roku 2014, co miało przestrzec przed fatalnymi skutkami globalnego ocieplenia.

Poniżej prognoza pogody na 22 czerwca 2026 roku.

Wnioski wyciągnijcie sami.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Something funny to think about is just how much gaming retired millennials are going to do

[VGC @VGC_News]

Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami has reportedly said that if players are satisfied just watching a stream of a game being played, then the game may not be good enough.

https://t.co/FEWDRXK3eh

[Karl Marx @marxhaunting]

We told you already in 1848, brothers, that the German liberal bourgeoisie would soon come to power and would immediately turn its newly won power against the workers. You have seen how this forecast came true.

[k6s 👼 @draimgang]

this shit probably feels so good if you're a game

[Ted ☦️🐒 @Tawadros15]

The thing is Pope Leo is right. Hammering nothing but sexual sin while letting pride, wrath, greed, gluttony, envy, avarice, selfishness, hatred etc. get a free pass is not a good thing.

[Platypus @Platypustoo]

@theiaincameron My father and uncle from Western (dry) Queensland would stop at the top of the Great Dividing Range when travelling to the green and lush coastal side and have a last pee, making sure all liquid went to the western side rather than those bastards on the coast.