frondzie

certified cunt

[frondzie @frondzie]

wtf is in my sims’ basement?

[🍥alex 🇭🇰 @rystbelt]

every interaction with someone younger is a reminder we made it on the last plane out of saigon

[paige @BonerWizard]

I just know Ryan Murphy is blowing up Sarah Paulson’s phone right now

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

My boots look like this so Walter and Carol can live like that.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers with 19 paid off properties watching you spend 73% of your paycheck on rent

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

it would be extremely funny if it was only him

[Xoxo @chicfryrice]

very strange system where a 25 year old who can’t afford rent pays the retirement for someone living in a $20 million home.

[GTA 6 Info @GTASixInfo]

NEW GTA 6 DETAILS REVEALED:

- When switching to Jason, you can sometimes find him naked in the shower

- Lucia can encounter a lawyer living in a dumpster. You can give him pills, return later for legal advice, or even get inside the dumpster with him

- Jason or Lucia can let the other drive while you sit back and listen to the radio, and you can shoot from the passenger seat during chases

- Your partner can text you reminders to lock the house or say they’re going to bed

- Safehouses feel more like RDR2 camps, with other characters able to visit and Jason and Lucia following their own routines

- You can shave or shorten hair and facial hair at safehouses, while new styles still require a barber or salon

- Different clothing stores and salons have exclusive items and hairstyles

- Personal vehicle trunks work and can store spare clothes and weapons

- Taxi rides can include full conversations with other passengers

- GTA 6 has more radio and TV ads than any previous GTA. IGN saw ads for a depression drug called “Angstipan” and a 30,000-calorie “Prairie Sandwich”

- Snapmatic returns, but Jason and Lucia can’t post because they’re trying not to leave a digital footprint. You can still lurk, follow accounts and browse posts

- The phone is now a physical object in the world. The camera zooms into the character’s hand when it’s pulled out instead of showing a HUD phone

- Animals can be studied and checked off a list similar to RDR2

- Dogs can be petted or scolded

- NPCs have a much wider range of heights and body types, with animations dynamically adjusting to fit them

- NPCs can notice you eavesdropping on conversations or following them for too long and may confront you, attack or try to get away

- Some civilians carry weapons and can start violence themselves

- Ambient NPC conversations can trigger activities and events

- Jason and Lucia can spontaneously suggest nearby jobs or activities while you’re already heading somewhere else

- Wanted stars appear as hollow outlines if police don’t know what you look like

- If one protagonist escapes while the other gets arrested, the arrested character still gets the traditional “Busted” screen and respawns

- Some confrontations can be defused by aiming a weapon without firing, causing the NPC to flee

- Enemies can be incapacitated by shooting their arms or legs, and weapons can be shot directly out of their hands

- Cinematic slow-motion kill shots similar to RDR2 can occur

- Robberies have a “greed vs speed” element. Blowing open a safe is faster but can damage the loot, while finding the combination takes longer but preserves the payout

- Police can surround stores or banks and wait outside for you, while some robbery locations have alternate exits

- Vehicle fences can provide information such as codes to police impound lots containing cars to steal

- Stolen cars lose value if damaged before being sold

- Some vehicle trackers alert police if you drive too slowly, forcing you to speed up or abandon the car

- Story choices can be both big and small, with smaller decisions building into larger consequences

- The story was designed with repeat playthroughs in mind

- Missions can have multiple routes and approaches, including choosing whether to drive or shoot during certain sequences

- Lucia’s ankle monitor plays a notable role in the story and is key to how she and Jason are brought together

- Jason and Lucia have dense backstories, with some details directly revealed and others only hinted at

- Rockstar says it has blurred the line between open-world activities and main missions

[Via @IGN]

[frondzie @frondzie]

#FREETHEHOG

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

You will be able to see Jason fully nude in the shower in Grand Theft Auto VI

Source: IGN

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

I did not expect clicking the media to just actually open literal Minecraft on Twitter, this is insane

[Behr✈️NYCC @behrcalledbehr]

recession indicator

[The Sims Nostalgia @Sims_Nostalgia]

We used to be a proper society

[“paula” @paularambles]

friend made her personal website entirely based on the sims 2

this is the correct use of the internet. i am obsessed

https://t.co/eSqTBHlj4G

[kat 🌲🕯️ @capstellium]

I'm not no-contact, but hearing my kid ask over and over why none of his grandparents like him or ever want to see him really does make me feel like going scorched earth

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

“I bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Volkswagen

[codename unknown autistic girl @SUPERBLOWFLY]

jason actually being autistic would move mountains

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

Not really fair to bemoan a “genre of video” when it’s pretty clearly one guy making original high-effort videos and a bunch of lazy dipshits ripping him off

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

baby she's going to greece she doesn't give a fuck

[anika @czanderthoughts]

this is why everyone was so skinny in the 1920s btw , doing the charleston is hella work