Frostbolt Watches

I watch things and talk about them, the good, the bad and the irrelevant. [email protected]

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Here's the deal.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Every day: the SNP's latest disaster, in one line.
🎬 Every Friday: the week's films, shows & games, roasted.
📺 Whenever Westminster, Holyrood or Hollywood embarrass themselves: live.

No lectures. Follow if you've also seen enough.

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Ireland has pulled its hugging consent advert after the backlash.

Nana, you're free to go.

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@BethRigby @HarrietHarman Approve the oil field, then promise the money goes to wind farms so Labour MPs can sleep at night. Drilling, but with a guilty conscience.

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@SkyNews Took a national backlash for the Irish state to work out that hugging your gran isn't a safeguarding issue.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SNP Fail of the Day
Scottish Government handed Sanjeev Gupta's Highland estate a £2.3m forestry grant. Then-Rural Affairs Secretary Mairi Gougeon was "nervous" about it. It went ahead anyway.
Nervous. Just not £2.3m nervous.

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repeat after me.
'woke' did not kill Bioware.
'woke' did not kill Bioware.
'woke' did not kill Bioware.
'woke' did not kill Bioware.
If you think 'woke killed Bioware', I'm assuming you played every one of their games with your head up your ass and ignored the morals.

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Every time I ask a “driver” why they don’t make their own roads, especially cause they outnumber all of us apparently, they always come back with excuses.

Apparently they can’t just team up, start prototyping a grid, and see if the city wants what they’re putting out.

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JUST IN: Getty Images files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after struggling with mounting debt & growing competition from AI-generated images.

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@Nerdrotics Turns out when you waste 250 mil cramming critical gender theory into your game about dragon people, it has seriously “go broke” consequences.

Reap what you sow, ideologues.

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New Raiders Logo

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New PFP 👀

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@CountDankulaTV Shamonda Jackson, 3 prior arrests for theft and resisting arrest.

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@nypost Removed a mummy for lack of consent. To be fair, it's been unavailable for comment for several thousand years.

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@DiscussingFilm Selling a dead body as modern art. Still more effort than an unmade bed.

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@JamesMelville Non-stop London to Edinburgh in the 1950s. Today you get a rail replacement bus at Newcastle and a £9 sandwich.

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@Jason__Status @BBCBreaking who?

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@CBSNews @EmmetlyonsCBS Britain will finally fine you for playing TikTok out loud on the bus. Shoplifting, meanwhile, remains broadly optional.

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Today in Britain: government websites down, a former chancellor's phone attacked, two named storms and a warning we might run out of gas.

Labour's big announcement? Pothole money.

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@IGN Premiering Doomsday during baseball. Three hours of waiting for something to happen. Marvel's found its natural audience.

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@JuliaHB1 @TheSun £220m on potholes the same day Ofgem warns we might run out of gas. Rearranging the deckchairs, but at least the deck will be level.

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New PFP 👀