generic cereal

[generic cereal @frostdminspoonr]

"baby, I know you've had a rough day. Lemme put on your favorite movie"
*Puts on national treasure*

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

how it feels when i finally understand what she’s talking about and she replies “YESS EXACTLY!!”

[Erin O'Hara @oh__erna]

How much ginger can you handle?

@AliceOnCam @oh__erna

[Differently Dave @GoldenVision90]

Just had to take a urine sample to my GP and at reception they asked me “does the doctor know about this already”. No, no. I just brought a cup of my wee as a present. Please don’t spoil the surprise.

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Release black men from jail with weed charges 💚

[generic cereal @frostdminspoonr]

@soursweetpickle @Angelica_Reed1 @kirawontmiss theyre siblings? and based on the decorations they look to be 10 or younger?

like yes some privacy is nice but i feeo most kids dont WANT to be alone most of the time, esp not before puberty.

[generic cereal @frostdminspoonr]

'i cant cum any more unless someone brings me a pedialyte'

[Boulevard Hardee’s @BoulevardHardee]

If I was Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries and I didn’t have fire insurance I would simply not burn down Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries.

[Josh @FLITTER]

maybe he can't walk straight because Dr. Jill is blowin his back out nightly

[♡ @softblushs]

the og coquette girl

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[Sani @nomoresani]

The neutral beige babies will never know this joy

[generic cereal @frostdminspoonr]

@impossiblyeve rewatched legally blonde and when elle calls warner a bonehead and MEANT IT??? underrated insult imo

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder

[Skip Binksy Updates @WAYSTIAR]

why is the big jeremy allen white caressing the small one